Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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