She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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