One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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