problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
if only i could text you this smell
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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