trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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