just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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