After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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