we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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