id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We left an ass print on the piano.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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