how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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