if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize