windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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