and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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