At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?