i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Randomize
