so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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