Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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