shes about as inviting as chlamydia
im about as happy as oj after his trial
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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