What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Terrible idea I love it
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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