We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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