Whod you bang
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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