69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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