Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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