S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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