No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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