He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
This house was built for laser tag.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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