so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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