i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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