This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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