i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
love makes seman taste better
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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