i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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