Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
two words: eviction party
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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