White coat. Heels.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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