this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
