Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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