may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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