And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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