can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just made my gag reflex go away.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
