Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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