I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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