Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
40s are totally the cure
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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