so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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