I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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