apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I have tasted many bathrooms
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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