if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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