There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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