If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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