the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he puts the penis in happiness.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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