A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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