If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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