my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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