Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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