Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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